Stories - sneak peak

                                                     The Evil AJ Troll Face                                                 


                    The evil troll face is a computer virus, a evil computer virus, like herobrine, or Tails Doll (a video game virus).  It often appears in not-so-wildly used games such as animal jam this is the story of the evil troll face.

A blogger was playing animal jam, taking screenshots of his animal to post on her blog.  As he or she was posting the pictures he noticed that one of his pictures was blurred and instead of his original picture, it had a troll face. It was just a normal troll face though.  She wasn't so frighted although she did post the picture on her animal jam weirdness page.  People viewed that page and said that didn't really happen.  But the next day, she was doing another post and the same thing happened again! But it had words on it saying, " U will get troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooled". But instead of the troll face he had seen before, he saw that creepy circle headed troll face that you'll probably see on the images if you look up troll face.


This time, she was super freaked out!  She looked up "computer virus, evil troll face in animal jam". The she saw a whole website about the troll face popping out on different types of games.  She read the page and it only said: "I have seen the evil troll face on my computer screen instead of the game animation".  Then, his computer screen started getting blurry, then that creepy troll face appeared then it zapped out of the computer and went out of the house.  She never heard from it again, at least, till now.  Dont get scared this is fake lol.


                                             The Life of Kim Kardashian :3


 Kim Kardashian proudly fell down the stairs what she thought looked like a the best gymnastics act on the planet.  She jumped and fell on her face and lifted her paws up in the air like a foot ball player would do when he scored a touch down.  Her servants were forced to clap at this 'amazing gymnastics trick' she had just performed for them.  She sat down at her breakfast table waiting for her servants to bring her breakfast  "Hurry up!!!!!!!!!!  I have some drama to make so I get more popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted.  "But mam you've only been sitting there for five seconds.  One of her tuba player came in just in time to play the 'wap wap wap' sound.  "SHUT UP NOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kim shouted in the tuba player's ear.  Then she shoved the tuba player's face in his tuba and sent the player outside to fend her off from to boogie man.  All of her servants were confused at that.  One the boogie man wasn't real, two why a tuba player.  She then found her breakfast waiting for her on her 10,000 foot table.  She let her neck go loose which made her face flop into the pancakes.  She literally sucked the pancakes into her mouth like a vacuum cleaner and hopped from her chair.  She got buttsaggington on (her clover blanket) and her white sunglasses and red boot on and went to pop the balloons of children in the park.  Kim hops in her hiding bush and waits for her child victim.  A little snow leopard comes by with a balloon and a lolly pop with her mother holding her hand.  She waits until the right moment, and...."BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAABHAHAHHAHAHHADHKDJSAHFKSDHNFKJDFHNFDIKD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She jumps out with a t-rex tooth and pops the balloon.   The child cries, paparazzi comes out and takes a picture of Kim with her crazed face and the crying snow leopard and quickly runs off like a mongoose that's tail is on fire.  The mother sues her, she easily pays it off. Then she does her 'amazing gymnastics tricks home.

                                                     More coming soon children,
                                                      Try to spot Kim in Jamma
               

                               Kim Kardashian the "AMAZING"sequel sneak peek

 "WHAAATTT ISSS DISSSS" Kim screams across the room to her servants far across the building, they rush as quickly as possible to calm her down so she doesn't explode like last time. "People have been running around and calling MMEEEEEE a hobbit!!!!!!! MALALLELKKDKJJDFJFFJJDSFJSNFLKJSDJFSDKJFNKDS". "Madam I'm sure it's fine.." servant was suddenly cut off by another loud out burst of screaming. " WAT DUH YUH THINK? DO I LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT TO YUUUUHHH???????!!!!!" Screamed Kim as she grabbed the servant's face with her paw and squeezed it a tight as she could while making the creepiest face you could ever imagine. The servant awkwardly managed to say, "No madam, I am sure you are perfectly normal sized ". "III DOOON'T BELIEVE YUUUUUHUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"  She the picked up the servant by the face which she was already tightly squeezing before, she the pulled the rage face and through the seal across the 1,000,000 foot room. The servant finally landed on a wall knocking down a china display onto her, then, the tuba player/boogie man guard shoved a partly eaten nyan cat into her mouth while doing the hokey pokey. Just goes to show how random things can get in the world of Kim Kardashian. "BUT I NEED SOMEONE WHO I KNOW I CAN TRUST...OHHH KANYE!!!!!!!!!!!" Kim shrieked. "Ya Kim what do u want from me woman" said Kanye from upstairs. "DO I LOOK LIKE A HOBBIT TO YUUUHHH?!!!!!!!". "Ya ya whatever." said Kanye carelessly, he then walked away into his room.

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